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A rude shoe store clerk gets what she deserves.
I was in Los Angeles roaming around the streets shopping when I walked past this shoe store. It was more of a stripper shoe joint, with all kinds of heels and boots and I thought I might check it out.
I walked inside and there was nobody in there, totally empty. I found these red boots that I thought were cute so I asked the store clerk if I could try them on.
The clerk was a middle aged Eastern European woman with a stern look on her face. She was watching a show on her computer and got really upset that I even asked her to try shoes on. Finally she said okay and went in the back and got me two sizes to try on.